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 The Misadventures of Peter Snugglemuffin Who is Peter Snugglemuffin? Let us start first with the origins of Peter's surname. Many years ago, perhaps around fifteen or perhaps something less, I suddenly had before my mind the conjoined word "Snugglemuffin." It flew into mind as a cutesy and simply irresistible term that may have been greatly influenced by rabbits, particularly as we had had a total of two rabbits, across different decades. At one point I did nervously Google the term, hoping it would be a neologism but turned up one online reference across a woman's blog. So credit must also go to her for independently coming up with the same word, as well as anyone else whom has had it fly into mind. At a 2024 Christmas party, I introduced my extremely dear friend's daughter to both Peter Snugglemuffin and Stretchy Susan, as we went round the house naming objects with playful names. I will never forget her adorable face as I suggested "Peter Snugglemuffin...
 Smarty, my current 5G broadband provider, have just provided me with a referral code, should you be interested: https://i.smarty.co.uk/xg4TtUx Apparently, if you use my code both you and I can earn £40 in rewards. They seem a little vague regarding details of those rewards. Please always conduct due diligence and shop around. I have used Smarty a few months and on the whole service has been fair. But what works for one will not necessarily work for another. Take care!
Spoof budget: From the Deputy junior for budgeted deputised forecasts. "The price of Jaffa Cakes shall continue to rise by 15% due to Vladimir Putin's war. Conversely, whatever that means, the price of a Snickers bar shall reduce by 15% because nobody really likes Snickers. The base salary for all MPs shall drop to £30,000 and MPs willl no longer be able to claim for their total broadband and other bills, instead claiming only for an estimated percentage actually used for work purposes. A debate centre shall be set up as an adjoined building to the House of Commons. Here members of the public shall debate and speak with the Prime Minister. Every adult moving into a new house shall receive a free bar of chocolate. The leader of the opposition, Kemi take-a-lot, asked me to confirm whether this would be per adult or per grouping. I confirm to the House that it is per adult. So say we have two adults moving together; each will receive a bar of chocolate. This deal is made possible...